so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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