I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
