Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Randomize
