and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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