The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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