you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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