they need to just BURY HIM!
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
That was before I lit my hair on fire
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Randomize
