How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Betty ford says i'm here all night
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
