do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Randomize
