I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
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