You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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