Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
i now understand why vodka
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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