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There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
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Wipe that smile off your face.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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