I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
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