I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Randomize
