i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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