Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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