Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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