I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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