We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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