just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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