it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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