Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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