Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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