Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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