Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I just blew my weed a kiss
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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