dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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