hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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