Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I've blown a few things in my day
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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