I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
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