I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
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Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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