If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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