these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
