dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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