She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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