Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Randomize
