He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I am midnight drunk by noon
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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