The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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