You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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