If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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