So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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