he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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