Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
love makes seman taste better
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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