Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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