I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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