no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Randomize
