SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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