Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
no. you can't hotbox the world.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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