you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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