I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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