Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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