STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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